wow, I could do this all day...
I use "you know, for kids" too,
"All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back very sad. "
"No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me! "
"Kick the tires and light the fires big daddy!"
Back to the Future
these are great for design reviews:
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? "
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. "
"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by. "
"Please excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it. "
"So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?"
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. "
Dumb and Dumber
"We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
"It's ok, I'm a limo driver! "
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
"Samsonite! I was way off! "
"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! "
"That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
"Donny you're out of your element!"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. "
"Look, nothing is f***ed, here, man. "
(the files) they're IN the computer?!"
"moisture is the essence of water"
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"
"For serious. "
"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"
"It's a casserole Sheila... it'll keep!"