Wow, you guys are good! Based off my silly description I get two hyperlinks to the exact thing I saw back in the day. We'll see if they make any exceptions to their MOQ rule, I don't need $400 of that stuff. If they don't I'll totally go with foamcore, Yo.
IDiot, thanks for the tip. Those are nice, but I'm looking for something a little more timeless.
My favorite studio item aside from my Knoll Pollock Chair is this series of clocks that was on KickStarter 4 years ago.
I'll add more stuff here sporadically as it comes up.