What do you write in a graduation announcement?

“I graduated! Send money. Please.”

My nomination for most unusual first post.

You could just only send it to the people you want to come…

Y nt jst txt it?

Just being facetious…

Just let people know when a party will be that is really just too far for them to come to. Then cash the checks.

I was hoping that someone got asked to speak at commencement, in which case read David Foster Wallace’s “This is Water”.