VP Debate not fair

Did we Americans see the debate? That debate was not fair. I mean, John Edwards talking to himself is not normally considered a debate. Where was Dick Cheney? Was he even there?

Yes I was there. I might have put you to sleep while I talked.

VP Dick

Uh…maybe I wasn’t there actually…I forget lots. Like I completely forgot about meeting Senator Edwards in 2001 at this prayer breakfast thing…and I forgot all about him introducing some new senator in 2003 while was I standing there to receive her.

I just forgot…just like I forgot all the real reasons for invading Iraq…uh…and I forgot about all the money Halliburton gave me while was Vice President…I don’t mean to lie…I forget lots…