The Onion's Hot New Consumer Products

The Onion this week, with all of their comic genius, have been sold to a Chinese salvage fishery, and the paper takes a hilarious turn.

I’m particularly fond of these “Hot New Consumer Products”
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_in_photos/hot_new_consumer

Read all about the hilarious changeover: http://www.theonion.com

everyone needs Gel.