Consumerized breathalyzer?

Do they sell alcohol breathalyzer? If they do then won’t it be good to have a compact one for bar regulars?

google: type in personal breathalyzer …

Radioshack carries some.

So how are they selling?

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. “I clocked you at 85 miles per hour, sir.” the officer informs the driver.

“Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” comes the somewhat vague reply.

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, “Now don’t be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”

The wife smiles demurely and offers, “You should be thankful your
radar detector went off when it did.”

As the officer makes out the second ticket, for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says, through clenched teeth, “Damn it woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?!”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

Taken by surprise the driver sputters, “Yeah, well, ah… you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”

Without even a glance away from her project the wife says, “Now, dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

Waiting as the officer writes out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”

“Only when he’s been drinking.”

Handy pen breath tester

http://www.mayhemonline.co.uk/product_info.php/cPath/6/products_id/112

Saab’s made a keychain breathalyzer…

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000983043501/

here’s a cool looking phone with a breathalizer