Not exactly *isms (sorry to go a little off my own topic), but close. More graphic design focused, but these are great-
http://adverbatims.blogspot.com/
some select good ones,
"The client has given us FINAL approval, but asked if we could change one small thing."
"Of course you want it for yesterday! If you want it for today, you should order it TOMORROW!!!"
"Concept 1 is approved. Although why don't you show me something that incorporates concept 1 with concept 3 and uses the headline from concept 2? Make the logo bigger like in concept 2 and the copy larger from concept 3. You guys did a great job, you are right on target with concept 1."
"The only requirement is that you stay within the corporate brand. We have a brand identity guide but it's old so don't go by that. Just go by what looks new."
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