Funny. Not a single thing about the customer/recipient of the creation.
Reminds me of the 10 commandments, the first 4 are about the awesomeness of the creator, the other 6 are for us petty humans. Except in this case, 8 of the 9 are about the awesomeness of the creator. And technically, the ninth (#3) may have nothing to do with the customer.