Umm…if I came to the blacktop with velcro, there would be A LOT of trash talk…
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“Bro, do those light up when you stomp yo’ feet?!”
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“did yo’ mommy pack you a juice box?”
-“I’m glad you came dressed to get schooled.”
etc., etc., etc.,
On the flip side, you could hussle for a lot of money. Maybe even a pink slip…