Got laid off... want to relocate, but where to?

You crazy.

This is murka. We deserve to be snorting coke off of a hooker’s ass. Anything less is gubmint treading on me, taking away my freedumb. My way or the damn highway, I deserve my to have everything handed to me.

You Germans. Talking about personal responsibility, how dare you. We are free to whine and blame everyone else. MURKA!