No headphone jack on the iPhone 7... really?

I can guarantee, my ears - which fundamentally reject earbuds - are going to wait until I am walking by a storm drain and then squirt just one of my wireless earphones out and literally down the drain.

I love the idea of wireless…but we added yet another piece of disposable tech to the pile. I want to love the change…but for this basic reason I can’t.

Change my mind?