Yeah, I agree with most above.
The main thing is that you’re trying too hard to be someone here in this professional game, without backing up a lot of things.
Be aware and confident about what you really have, and give a realistic impression of that and what you can mean to people.
You do have something to show and people will always appreciate a good and tasteful sense of humor.
Cutting away nonsense does not mean things get more boring, they get a lot more interesting instead.