I’d start over here from the website to the way you worded this post. You don’t get a chance to get a do over in an interview or a portfolio submission, you can get a redo on here though.
What you need more of: focus on developing and showing core design skills.
What you need less of: don’t try so hard to be “clever”. My team would cringe at having to be around the kind of overly boisterous Michael Scott personality your post and website give off.
I looked at your site on mobile BTW. It was hard to get to projects on the phone. You never know how someone will be viewing. Right now I’d say that your portfolio is a job prevention tool. Design it to get you a job. Make everything you do work for you. Not against you.
It did get us to comment. So you have no where to go but up from here.