It's the 21st and the Apocalypse is here...

My dentist was talking about the end of the world when I went in for a cleaning the other day. I’m stuck there in the chair, I just have to listen. Finally on a break from scraping, I told her to give me al of her money. She looked at me with a “WTF” face. I replied, well if it really is the end of the world, you won’t be needing it. So i thought she could give me all of her assets if she really thought it was going to be the end of the world… she still charged me for the cleaning. Turns out she didn’t believe THAT much… it can’t kind of be the end of the world.