I was shopping for a new toaster for a while, but realized all are so HUGE. Why?! The footprint of those things are 4 times as big as they need to be. And gaudy. I would place the toasters and water boilers in the same category as toothbrushes and razors. They all try way to hard. So I ended up keeping the old toaster I snatched from mom and dad when I moved out… 7 years ago. 15+ y.o. and still works!
It’s this one, only a two toast version. It could be mistaken for an ipod sans the graphic.
It’s actually quite repulsive when viewed like that in the spotlight… I guess I like it cause it’s so undemanding of attention in my kitchen.