- Citizen applies for ID (license, permit, passport etc)
- Retinal image is recorded with photograph
- 4 man in ambiguously marked coverall appears at indicated permanent address to “repair” television
- November 4th, all channels broadcast recordings of debate/discussion during voting hours.
-Cameras behind the screen identify the viewer’s retina and track eye motion.
-A monkey with a tamborine is superimposed between the candidates.
-The candidate who gets the most attention gets the viewers passive vote.
-Attendance at a polling place replaces the passive vote with an active vote.
-If the monkey wins, congress must entertain a motion that the US recognize the next American Idol as Supreme Dictator of the Known Universe - The government watches you through your television for the next four years.