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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby slippyfish » March 5th, 2011, 12:35 am

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yo wrote:Jonny Ive's iPhone signature reads "sent from my Newton, which I told you would be the future 15 years ago... Thanks for catching up."


oh yeah.

Jonny Ive can trace his English lineage back to Isaac Newton, that's how much Apple is on his mind.
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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby slippyfish » March 5th, 2011, 12:39 am

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IDiot wrote:Jonny Ive has designed 9 completely unique fasteners that have no external fasteners.


Jonny Ive designed a screw head with a perfectly circular bit. In white unobtainium.
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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby yo » March 5th, 2011, 1:50 pm

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yo wrote:Jonny I've thinks that Hewie Lewis is the only musician who can write songs that really speak to him.


Was this connection too loose? "Hip To Be Square"....

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby NURB » March 5th, 2011, 6:12 pm

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby IDiot » March 5th, 2011, 8:21 pm

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

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Jonny Ive has never had to repeat a level of angry birds on his iphone.

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

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yo wrote:Jonny I've thinks that Hewie Lewis is the only musician who can write songs that really speak to him.


Was this connection too loose? "Hip To Be Square"....


My mind went to Chritian Bale's rant in American Psycho about Huey Lewis.

Bateman wrote:Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

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Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby robertcj » June 3rd, 2011, 1:50 pm

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Ha! I missed all these the first time around.

On a similar note did you guys know that Chris Bangle's brain doesn't have ridges... it has scallops.

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Postby NURB » June 6th, 2011, 2:55 pm

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