Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby beanworks » December 15th, 2011, 7:05 am


beanworks
step one
step one
 
Posts: 43
Joined: August 29th, 2010, 3:17 pm
Location: Detroit Michigan
Every cell in Jonny Ive's body can draw G3 curves freehand
Brian E.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby beanworks » December 15th, 2011, 7:47 am


beanworks
step one
step one
 
Posts: 43
Joined: August 29th, 2010, 3:17 pm
Location: Detroit Michigan
a photo of Jonny Ive, applied directly to a wound, dramatically improves healing
Brian E.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby rukka » April 20th, 2012, 5:04 pm


rukka
step two
step two
 
Posts: 73
Joined: January 5th, 2005, 11:37 am
Jonathan Ive is so good he can make a Philippe Starck design practical

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby yo » February 7th, 2013, 3:38 pm

User avatar

yo
Administration
Administration
 
Posts: 13203
Joined: January 5th, 2004, 6:57 pm
Location: SoCal
Bring back!

When playing hide and seek, Jonathan Ive always counts down from infinity.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby Sain » February 7th, 2013, 4:04 pm

User avatar

Sain
full self-realization
full self-realization
 
Posts: 695
Joined: July 27th, 2005, 9:06 pm
Location: Dallas
The iPad mini was a result of Johnny Ives squeezing his iPad too hard .
emmanuel carrillo - emmanuelcarrillo.com

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby yo » February 7th, 2013, 11:53 pm

User avatar

yo
Administration
Administration
 
Posts: 13203
Joined: January 5th, 2004, 6:57 pm
Location: SoCal
;-)

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby OliFirth » January 6th, 2014, 5:45 pm


OliFirth
step one
step one
 
Posts: 37
Joined: January 30th, 2013, 6:57 am
Location: West Yorkshire, UK
Bump!

After a long Apple keynote, Jony finds it hard to stretch and reawaken himself without looking like he is having a heart attack.

Image

I have just finished reading the recently released bio about him : http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jony-Ive-Genius-Greatest-Products/dp/159184617X hence the bump. I highly recommend it. its a great insight into not only his education days but also into how his early years at apple developed.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby ralphzoontjens » January 16th, 2014, 11:32 am

User avatar

ralphzoontjens
step three
step three
 
Posts: 137
Joined: February 3rd, 2010, 10:20 am
Location: Tilburg, the Netherlands
Lol let's see.

Every straight street corner automatically rounds itself when Jony Ives arrives.

With every step Jony Ives takes, the world becomes a little flatter.

Jony Ives removed his own skeleton for an ultra lightweight exo-skeleton right under his skin.

When Jony Ives goes to sleep, his consciousness travels to all Apple devices simultaneously so he can make the necessary improvements.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby Cameron » January 16th, 2014, 1:25 pm

User avatar

Cameron
full self-realization
full self-realization
 
Posts: 1040
Joined: January 26th, 2008, 12:44 am
Location: San Diego
Jony has never apologized. He is unapologetically unapologetic.
Cameron Nielsen
Portfolio / Sound United / Polk / D. / Boom Movement
"there is an inherent intelligence to beauty" - Dori Tunstall

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby slippyfish » January 16th, 2014, 1:53 pm

User avatar

slippyfish
full self-realization
full self-realization
 
Posts: 1104
Joined: January 5th, 2004, 7:07 pm
Location: 48 degrees north
Jony's head was the prototype impact extrusion tool for the Mac Pro.

Re: Jonathan Ive Myths thread

Postby Sain » August 6th, 2014, 5:10 pm

User avatar

Sain
full self-realization
full self-realization
 
Posts: 695
Joined: July 27th, 2005, 9:06 pm
Location: Dallas
Theres a lot of gold here.

https://twitter.com/JonyIveParody
emmanuel carrillo - emmanuelcarrillo.com

Previous

Return to off topic

©2014 Core77, Inc. All rights reserved
about | contact us | advertise | mailing list