Probably also not what you are looking for, but I was pleasantly surprised when I saw this at Target the other day.
https://www.target.com/p/swingline-vintage-plier-stapler-black-hearth-hand-153-with-magnolia/-/A-52859275
Same format/architecture
https://shop.bodhitree.com/products/klizia-vintage-style-italian-stapler
Curious if others have any good recommendations.