Thanks man! I’ve actually got a design store here in Melbourne that’s interested in selling the lamp, so you never know!
That thing about orphan’s and widows never even occurred to me, but now you point it out it makes a lot of sense. I went through all of my text, and there weren’t any widows that I could find, but there were heaps of orphans. I’ve managed to fix most of them up simply by adding or removing a word here or there and it looks a fair bit cleaner 